File this under things I never thought I would need to know.
A certain someone stuck a certain yellow bead up a certain left nostril yesterday. While I waited for the triage nurse to call me back, I turned to Google for some help. Thankfully Danielle’s post came up right away, and I ended up educating the triage nurse on how to get a bead out of a tiny nose. The sucker shot out on the second try and we ended up giggling on the floor (after which I mustered up a stern warning to NEVER EVER EVER stick anything into her nose again). Thank you Danielle for your timely help!
In case you ever need it, here’s the tutorial. You can trust me, it works.
You might not need it for your perfect life and perfect kids, but you know, just in case.