Heat coconut oil over medium heat in a large wok or pan.
Add kale and carrots, and saute for 3 minutes.
Scoot kale and carrots to the side of the pan, leaving a hole in the center. Crack 2 eggs into the middle of the pan.
As the whites of the eggs begin to set, use a spatula to break up the eggs and toss with the kale and carrots.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Add cold rice to the pan and stir until heated through, about 3 minutes.
Drizzle with sesame oil and sprinkle with sesame seeds.
Serve with Sriracha.
Side note: to prepare coconut rice, substitute coconut milk for water and cook rice per directions.