Have you ever had collard greens before? Until recently, my only experience with collards had been Southern style, swimming in bacon, served next to a giant pan of mac ‘n cheese. When Jeff and I were first married, we spent 2 baseball seasons living in Birmingham, Alabama. He played for the Birmingham Barons, and I put my dietetics degree to use by working at a golf course and selling beer at the baseball games.
It’s true.
I went from working as a clinical dietitian at a hospital in Tucson to working odd jobs in the pursuit of the baseball dream. And you know what? I loved every minute of it. Baseball wasn’t just Jeff’s dream, it was mine too.
And I actually made more money selling beer at baseball games than I made at the hospital educating patients and ordering tube feedings.
Let’s just say Thirsty Thursdays were very good to me.

Those were the days when I learned how to cook. Jeff would go on a road trip for a week at a time, and I would fill my days by watching The Food Network and trying to replicate what I saw on t.v. in our small apartment kitchen. Ina Garten, Rachael Ray, Giada de Laurentiis, they were my cooking instructors.
I spent hours happily experimenting with food. Well, not really experimenting as much as following the recipe exactly, since I had no idea what I was doing. The only reason I can now go into my kitchen and put together a meal without looking at a recipe is because of the early years of cooking, learning, failing, and succeeding.
All of that practice made my most recent kitchen experiments possible. Experiments like brussels sprouts chips, and these new collard chips. A crispy, healthy version of that old Southern favorite.
And baseball? We might still like it a little bit.
Question of the day: What kind of odd jobs have you held?
- 2-4 collard leaves
- 1 tsp. olive oil (or use olive oil Misto sprayer)
- pinch salt
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line large baking sheet with parchment paper.
- Prepare collard leaves by washing, patting dry, and removing leaves from stem (cut stem from the middle of the leaf all the way to the top). Tear leaves with hands into 3-4 inch pieces.
- Lay in a single layer on parchment paper. If needed, use two baking sheets to prevent overlapping.
- Bake for 7 minutes, then flip leaves. Bake for 5 minutes more, then check leaves. Remove any that are crispy, return any that are limp to the oven. Be careful not to overcook or they will turn brown and bitter.
- Sprinkle collard chips with salt or other preferred seasonings.
- Serve immediately.
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I’m such a huge baseball fan – I always hoped to marry a baseball player.
I found my perfect man but still love the Pirates!
Yes it is important to follow your passion wherever it leads you. The collard greens chips sound good and maybe they would sell well with hot dogs.
I wonder if anyone would buy those at a baseball game, probably not! In AAA we had fried pickles, those were popular.
Thirsty Thursdays were good to me too! I thought it was funny I made more selling beer in the stands than Josh did playing on the field. Fun times. I wish I had know you were in your apartment cooking all that time. I could have been your official taste tester.
I’m sure my introvert self never thought to invite you over to taste test. Sorry about that! Glad you got to experience the beer money too!
COLLORD chips?!?! You are AMAZING! <3
How have I never connected these dots? My husband and I grew up just outside of Birmingham. I went to Auburn for undergrad and UAB for my internship… we lived in Birmingham the first few years of our marriage. When were you guys there? And what golf course? I ask b/c my husband was an asst golf pro at a course in BHM when we first got married. Small world!
I love reading your posts, Alysa! Though my RD is finally just within my reach, I won’t lie: slinging beer at baseball games doesn’t sound all that bad…
Ooo I have to try these! I absolutely love kale chips and can’t believe I never even thought of making collard chips!
Hi Alysa,
I have a 5 year old boy too- such a nice age! Melanie
I just realized I know I’ve visited your blog before but it’s been WAY too long so I am going to add you to my RD blogroll. Love this story. Sometimes other jobs are so much more appealing than the RD job, but I still love it. My oddest job was definitely working at a cookie boquet place…not selling them but actually decorating! Too funny. It was before I became an RD though.
I’ve been wanting something crunchy, yummy and healthy! Thank you for sharing this recipe!
I guess this makes Kale my gateway chip to Collard & Brussels Sprouts Chips
Hi Alysa! I have been wanting to try Kale chips and even went so far as purchasing the kale. I forgot about it in the crisper and so I had to throw it out. I think I will try these Collard chips instead. They sound yummy. Hopefully I won’t forget about the collard greens and have to throw them out too.
These sound great! About how big of collard leaves do you use?
My mister played college baseball – always fun to watch games, even now!
Yay for baseball! I use giant leaves and tear them into strips maybe 4×5 or so
Super – I have several plants going like gangbusters, and never know when to get them harvested.
Oh this is great! I’m featuring this recipe on my blog since its such a cheap awesome alternative to kale chips! THANKS!!!!
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